I said “have a nice day!” to this old dude and apparently that’s not fucking good enough because he retrieved his wallet and from like a stack of 30 of these things pulled one out and gave it to me and said something like “I hope you reconsider your choices next time”
This is the most self entitled shit i’ve seen all day
I wanna eat this old dudes soul.
…I…can’t stop giggling. Like this is some next-level pompous-ass shit.
Animal crossing new leaf villager selfies of me, dyemelikeasunset and flamingzebra ~
also the villager meme is on DA here too!
If you don’t wanna use the template that’s fine, the prompt is really just “draw yourself as a villager”! :D
Bee makes me the cutest bear
White couples that adopt non-white kids
If you’re getting mad at someone for adopting a parentless child and bringing that child into a loving home because their skin color doesn’t match then you need to take a good hard look at your priorities, evaluate your life, and ask yourself how you sunk this fucking low.
are there any straight superheros? i’ve been reading comics for over ten years and i can’t think of a single superhero who could possibly be straight
the whole concept of flirting is just lost on me most of the time really. whenever someone is like “oh they were flirting with you” i’m just like. what. whenever someone is like “were you flirting with them?” i’m just like. what. whenever someone is like “oh you totally were flirting with them!” i’m just like. what. what is flirting. what is going on. what. i have no idea what’s going on. what
I was just watching ABC News and they were talking about “Binge” watching TV Shows on Netflix and they explained
"Binge watching is defined as watching at least 3 episodes in one day."
Awww, how cute
I’ve finished entire seasons in a day…
*tumblr collectively laughs*
I found this really cool new website called you.regettingold.com that brings on more existential crisis and gives you totally cool information.
There’s a lot more information there I didn’t post, but try it out for yourself!
The last one “compared to others” really hits hard, it shows you how many people born on your birthday are still alive vs. how many died.